Well, good day to you, friend!
So, you’ve got a WordPress site? Fantastic! We’ve got a pot of digital WD-40 ready to keep things smooth and efficient.
We’re Chrystopher James Marketing – your Cornwall-based marketing wizards, serving up solutions faster than your nan’s Cornish pasties.
Before we get started, we just want to ask: ever tried juggling a sack of Cornish hens while riding a unicycle during a hailstorm? No? Well, that’s what trying to manage your website’s maintenance can feel like (and no, we’re not clucking kidding). But don’t fret, that’s where we come in, your local champions of all things digital and home services related.
Now, let’s cut to the chase. You’re brilliant at what you do. Whether that’s piping hot fish and chips, the sharpest haircuts in town, or rewiring old man Jenkins’ four-story townhouse, you’re in your element. But fiddling with website gremlins? That’s probably as appealing as finding a wet dog in your brand new Mini Cooper.
Our Maintenance service is here to help! It’s like giving your website a trip to the spa. We’ll scrub out the digital dirt, slather on rejuvenating code, and keep it performing like Adele at a sold-out Wembley Stadium gig. We’re talking plugins updated, themes facelifted, regular backups, and top-tier cybersecurity that even 007 would tip his hat to. We’re all about ensuring your site’s security is Fort Knox level, without you having to lift a finger.
Now, local businesses in the home services niche, we know you’ve got enough on your plate, from dealing with overflowing sinks to installing insulation that would keep a penguin cosy. Your website needs to be hitting the high notes round the clock, faster than you can say “emergency plumber.” That’s why we’re ready to step in, allowing you to focus on your real work – keeping Cornwall’s homes running smoothly.
Sure, you could try doing it yourself. But trust us, trying to decipher web maintenance is a bit like trying to make sense of Shakespeare after a couple of pints. Just sit back, relax, and let us handle all the nerdy stuff while you conquer the business world.
Remember, why stress over maintenance when you can let us keep your site running like a well-oiled machine (or a cream tea at high tide)? With Chrystopher James Marketing’s Maintenance service, your peace of mind is our pasty, er, top priority!
So, if you’re in the Cornwall area and in need of a marketing genius who speaks fluent WordPress, give us a ring. We promise to keep things light-hearted, but don’t be fooled – when it comes to digital marketing and website maintenance, we’re as serious as a seagull guarding a bag of chips.
To put it simply, we’ve got your back, so you can keep doing what you do best – and we can keep doing what we do best: getting you more customers, more sales, and more leads. After all, isn’t that what it’s all about?
Just remember, the only thing we don’t maintain is a dull moment. Let’s get started!